GOD：You're looking for room 7.

BRUCE:Yes, I figured.

GOD:Want me to even those up for you?.

[BRUSH 尴尬微笑]

BRUCE: How do I get to room 7?

GOD:That'd be on the 7th floor.

GOD:Stairs are over there.

BRUCE: I'll take the elevator.

[GOD继续拖地]

GOD:Out of order.

BRUCE:The stairs were my second choice.

GOD:Do you mind giving me a hand with this floor?

[BRUCE停下去楼梯的脚步]

BRUCE:What？

[BRUCE傻笑]

BRUCE:That's Good.

[GOD正经脸，BRUCE也转回正经脸]

BRUCE:Are you serious?

BRUCE:Oh. Ah......emmm

BRUCE:I'm kind of buzy.

BRUCE:Emmm...Rain check.

[GOD指了指]

GOD: I'll hold you to it.

[BRUCE一边走防火通道楼梯，一遍喊]

BRUCE:I'm free on the 7th at 7:00.

GOD:The 7th at 7:00 it is.

[BRUCE推开7楼防火门，空无一物的纯白仓库]

BRUCE:This looks promising.

[BRUCE正准备离开，一阵咣当]

BRUCE:Hello?

[BRUCE一边走向声音来源，一遍自言自语]

BRUCE:Another hug antic，gnostic waste of my life.

[BRUCE冲着天梯喊]

BRUCE:Hello?

[BRUCE拍拍梯子]

BRUCE:yo!

BRUCE:I'm looking for whoever runs this joint!

[声音从梯子顶部的天花板穿出来]

GOD:Be right with you. I'm fixing a light.

GOD:Tell me if it's working.

[一道聚光射下来]

BRUCE:Yeah.Seems to be.

BRUCE:Kind of bright, though.

GOD:Yeah. It is for most people.

[GOD背对身子下梯子，一边碎碎念]

GOD:Spend their lives in the dark, trying to hide from me.

[GOD正过身子对BRUCE]

BRUCE:The elevator's broken, huh?

GOD: Yeah, But I'll get around to it.

[GOD鼓掌啪啪两声，灯灭了]

BRUCE:You installed a clapper?

GOD: No, but catchy jingle, isn't it? Ha!

GOD: Clap on,[鼓掌啪啪两下] Clap off[鼓掌啪啪两下]

GOD: The Clapper[鼓掌啪啪两下] hahahaha

GOD: Just can't get it out of my head.

BRUCE: Well, good luck with that.

[BRUCE转身准备走]

BRUCE: I'm going to go now.

GOD:Ok.

GOD:But the boss will be right out.

[GOD脱下工装变纯白西装]

GOD:You must be Bruce. I've been expecting you.

[BRUCE脱力，无奈的笑出声]

BRUCE:This is Hilarious.

BRUCE:So you're the boss, electrician and janitor.

BRUCE:Must be a killer Christmas party.

BRUCE:Don't be drunk, though. One of you might need a ride home.

[俩人被笑话逗笑，哈哈哈哈]

GOD:You always were funny, Bruce. Just like your father.

GOD:He didn't mind rolling up his sleeves either.

[BRUCE脸上没了笑容]

GOD:People under estimate the benefit of manual labor. There's freedom in it.

GOD:Some of the happiest people smell to high heaven at the end of the day.

BRUCE:All right. What is this?

BRUCE:How do you know my father and how did you get my number?

GOD:Oh, I know a lot about you, Bruce.

GOD:Just about everything there is to know.

GOD:Everything you've ever said or done or thought about doing.

GOD:Right there in that file cabinet.

[一个不起眼的文件柜]