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ah

thanks so much for coming out everybody

it's really really nice to see you again

and I hope that you will have a wonderful weekend

there's a paper under my desk if anyone wants to come forward and grab it

it includes a lot of information about the midterm that's coming up

so make sure that you don't miss that by any means please

please honest to god do not miss that because I will

I will have you by the neck I swear to god

all right oh and

before we go anywhere

if you at the at the back yes

yes

yes yes you know you can hear me can you yes yes yes yes well

wait for the others to go out but I do need to see for a while

all right

good good good good good good well what do you mean

engage you want me to tell you why in front of everybody

I would suggest you just trust me and come and see me

when you're ready

I don't want to I don't want to embarrass you

just come over here

once the door shuts all right

so what's going on now

all right all right

if you're gonna act coy about it I'll tell you what's going on

I don't think you're taking this class very seriously

you know

let me describe to you exactly how difficult it is to be me

i

wake up

at 6：30 every single morning

sometimes earlier

and that night

mainly beyond midnight I have been creating papers

including yours

come into this let's be honest very fine university

then I sit down and I teach from morning tonight go home

great papers and then

my life repeats

but I'm happy

I chose this job

I studied for my PhD for many many years and now I have it

I am financially comfortable

and I'm okay

but there is something that irks me

look at me

don't be looking at the floor now look at me hey

I'm talking to you

not talking to anyone behind you I'm talking to you

when I mark those papers

I feel a pang of discomfort whenever I mark yours

because it's not that you're struggling intellectually

it's not that you aren't meant to be here

it's not that you don't have the qualifications to be here

it's  that you don't try

I see none of my teaching reflected in your work

I see none of the reading list reflected in your work

I see none of anything reflected in your work

And not to mention how incorrect your

Harvard referencing is but we will get to that later

and so I've called you here

because I want for us to have a little heart to heart

okay

just a little chat about why you're acting like this

because believe me

I'm not the only one who's noticed your behavior the higher ups you know upper faculty the dean

they've noticed too

and well

this is a university you're a young adult you're welcome to do

with your life as you please

and if you don't want to turn up my lectures on time

and if you don't want to study

for my exams that's fine

you are free to choose to do this as you like

but eventually

if your grades continue in this way you will be let go

I know you don't want that

look me in the eyes

tell me

you don't want

or rather try and with a straight face

tell me that you are okay with losing this

no

I didn't think so

because you are happy here to an extent on you

and I know you care about the subject

no you do

you're interested from time to time

you perk up

sometimes when you remember to get the lectures on time

although you've never attempted to answer a question in class

you do

answer questions when I ask you

sometimes you're even right

and I feel

a sense almost of pride

when I hear you oh

maybe this will be the day

maybe this will be the day that you start to try

I don't want

to be wrong again do you understand

I can't stand to be wrong and I've been so very wrong about you

time and time again

so here's what I'm asking

would you

be okay

to try a little

for me

let me describe to you I have already

stuck my neck out for you

I've had comments from the dean I've had comments

from our

university council and they have discussed

letting you go already last semester

and I was the one who vetoed it because I do have faith in you

even if you turn up late for my lectures

and even if you treat my lectures like a joke when you are here

and even if

the clothes you wear are

absolutely not appropriate for a university environment

and even if

you can't stop

flirting with me

which by the way allow me to make one thing absolutely clear

if I was ever to risk my career

to fool around with a student

certainly wouldn't be with you

look at me and tell you me tell me

you understand

good right I've had enough of being mean

I'd like to help

I'd like you to walk me through

exactly what it is

you find difficult

you can't focus

you don't find the content interesting

while how can I make it interesting

as soon as be perfectly interesting for everyone else in the class

if I'm going

to be nice if I'm going to play good carp here

I need you to cooperate

don't give me that look don't give me that little smirk you know

what you're doing

you know exactly what you're trying to do and I won't let it happen

good good so on your most recent test

you remember the essay right

wasn't long

only two and a half thousand words

and yet

I recall

essentially no academic references whatsoever

and any that you did include were not properly formatted and

when being actually read as I read them

they didn't look

very um in agreement... in agreement to your point

and even the ones you presented as counterpoints

were hardly relevant at all

I think that all you did

was write a long

rambling opinion piece and then

open up Google's scholar

and search for the exact sentence that you wanted to prove

found it in some book from thirty old years ago

even if sentences a part of something that actively disproves the point

you're trying to make you put some quotation marks on it labeled in incorrectly and

you called it a day

am I right

hum yeah I thought I was

so let's break this down a little further

why can't you concentrate

on any of the materials in this class

the reading list is very long

this lots to enjoy

and if you do care about this subject like I know you do

I know you care about this subject very much

why not learn more about it

why not read about it

what is it that makes you so

I need you to stop

you are aware that

every one of these classrooms ask cameras in it

right

what the hell is your plan

no

break it down for me walk me through it what exactly is your plan

but I call you back here I point out very real problems

and I won't be your professor forever

even if you do make it through my class

you might have a unit with somebody else next semester

you might not be told by meanness next semester at all and

will you do then

what are you trying to

weasel a grade out of me by what

playing the seductive student card

and trying to get me to give in to my primal

urges and suddenly lose my job

over one fun afternoon

there are cameras in this room you see

there's not only what I lose my job

you would be expelled

and every dream you had of entering another university and

doing this dream of yours

fancy a dream you've had since childhood

would be over

in need I remind you I am a married man

and I'm very happy with what I have

I don't need you

you understand

this plan of yours is asinine and doesn't take into account

really any aspect of truth it's a fantasy

and so I want you to give up on it

good so let's try and think about something

cause I would like to help you

very much I'd like to help you

don't touch my fucking shoes

Din you listen to a word I just said

it's just to a single word I just

so what can I do

to help you focus anything

I've stuck my neck out for you time and time again

trying to keep you in this university trying to make sure

that you don't lose the chance to be a better person

that you don't lose the chance to be

something more than what you're on track to become

I know you can do that

give you an incentive then okay

okay okay well

what kind of incentive do you have in mind

because right now

I'm imagining what incentive you'll suggest for me

it along the lines of something

that we wouldn't be allowed to be caught on camera doing

are you that predictable

no never uh well then why are you looking at me like that still

you honestly believe I'm interested in you don't you

let me walk through

because I've read enough of your essays

I've been able to pick your brain

quite a few times

and I don't think there's much to find

you

ah

you heard me or in fact

I think your last essay ah

I see

let me walk you through it

from my understanding

your last essay

I know you're capable of better than that

if anything

I would say you might have even

been sandbagging

intentionally sabotaging your own essay

you knew

that sooner or later I would ask you to stay behind,didn't you

I bet you were quivering with anticipation oh my god

just at the moment

that I thought I might be able to talk some sense into you

you were sat at the back

praying that this would be your chance to get in my pants

our professor what can I do to make it up to you

our professor  I've been so bad

I have to admire the attempt really really I do

I would love

to be able to reward you for it but I can't

the cameras in this classroom run twenty four seven and unlike

in the movies

they don't just get recorded to an easily destroyable tape somewhere in the back

that isn't checked for weeks

now in actuality they are stored on the cloud now

we are living in a wonderful time and so footage of me

finally getting to talk some sense into you

quote unquote

would be stored online on a database

forever

so if ever

you decided that you weren't happy with a grade that I gave you

if ever you just decided to fuck with me a little bit

you would walk into the principal's office

you would take a seat and ask him

to check the cameras from this exact date

and then my life would be over

my family would fall apart and you would sit and laugh

now look me in the eyes

look me in the eyes and try

to tell me that I'm wrong

because I don't think I am

no I didn't think so

hahah....you poor thing listen

listen you might be a terrible student be your much worse liar

anyway

I'm not here

to break your balls or anything I'm just here to help

as all teachers are

we focus on aiding the youth and trying to help them grow

and that's what I'm doing today

so

I know you've got a free period this afternoon

probably go to another two hours

why don't we relax

hmm

why don't we relax

you and I can do some work

I'll try and set you on the right track

come on pull up a chair

sit down with me just pull out something you need to do

and if you need help with it

I'll give you some help

alright

good I have some work on my own to be doing

I'm going to write emails

plan for this evening

yes you're very funny

well good luck

and feel free to tap me if you need anything

and remember

I've been sticking my neck out to keep you out of danger for a long time

you're free to leave at any time

but if you do reject this opportunity I might not hold you in such high esteem

all right

good

of course of course what is it

let me take a look at that for you