A Late-blooming Billionaire of Xijing City
《西虹市首富》英文本
Disclaimer: this script is adapted from movie Hello, Mr.Billionaire, to whom the copyright belongs to.
Cast
Wang Duoyu
Mr. King
Great Uncle
Zhuang Qiang
Xia Zhu
Liu Jiannan
Minor roles
Coach
Psychiatric patient
Traffic Broadcaster
Journalist
Kidnapper
以下角色请麦上CV一起完成；
All who have a dream
Press(惊叹声）
Part 1 A Test of Heart
Setting: Mr. King’s residence
BGM1 开门+走路+倒茶+站起身后 CV入
Wang Duoyu: I’m a goalkeeper, as I get older, I get better. Although I’m 37 years old, due to delayed puberty, I’m still in my prime…
王多鱼：我是个守门员，守门员这个职业呢，是越老越妖。虽然我已经37了，可由于我发育得比较晚，所幸目前正处于身体的巅峰期……
Mr. King: (Long Sigh) Wang Duoyu, I know exactly who you are. You’ve been playing football for 20 years, spending most of your time in a Class C team. In your lows, you’ve played in the women’s team, worked in a Japanese restaurant, even once posed as a nude model…
金先生：王多鱼，其实我对你非常了解。你球龄二十年，长期混足于丙级球队。曾经踢过女足，做过日料，甚至还当过过人体模特…
Wang Duoyu: …so which supervisor on your team is intended to sign me again?
王多鱼：所以……不知道是贵球队哪位领导想签我？
Mr. King: Frankly, we are not going to sign you at all.
金先生：实话实说吧，我根本没打算签你。
Wang Duoyu: Are you kidding me? It cost me $60 just to get here. Do I look like I have that kind of money to throw around?
王多鱼：没想签你玩儿我呢？我大老远打车过来花60呢，我看起来很有钱吗？
Mr. King: Exactly. Take a look at this.
金先生：看看这个。
Duoyu Wang: Holy…that’s a crazy load of cash.
王多鱼：我去……这么多现金。
Mr. King: 20K, for at least 3 missed goals in the match between our teams the day after tomorrow. Great deal, isn’t it?
金先生：后天，我们两个球队的比赛，我花20万买你丢三球。对你来说，这钱不少了吧？
Setting: Police Precinct
警笛声+开关车门+走路声 BGM1 1:37
(Voice over: Wang Duoyu: I turned down the bribe. A goalie holds the bottom line in the field. As long as I’m standing on the playground…there’s no way they’re gonna score 3 goals.)
王多鱼：我拒绝了贿赂。守门员，守的就是足球场上的底线。只要我还站在球场上，他们绝对进不了三个球 。
Zhuang Qiang: They scored 5 goals. We are both fired as players. We even got in a street fight and got detained by the cops.
庄强：他们进了五个球，我们俩都被球队解雇了。然后我们在街上与人发生争执，被派出所拘留了。
Wang Duoyu: At least I didn’t foul play…
王多鱼：至少我没踢假球……
Zhuang Qiang: We knew. Everyone on the team had faith in your integrity. You just really suck at what you do.
庄强：我们大家都知道。整个球队都对你有很大的信心，你的人品没有问题，纯纯就是能力不行。
Police: Wang Duoyu, Zhuang Qiang, someone is bailing you out. (BGM1 2:20) 走路声+打开铁门声
警察：王多鱼，庄强，有人来保释你们了。
Wang Duoyu: Mr. King, you’re the one who bailed us out? You don’t need to thank me for losing 5 goals…but if you’re really compelled to, sign me up on your team…
王多鱼：金先生，是你保释我们出来的？你要因为之前我丢的那几个球感谢我，那大可不必 ……你要是非要感谢我的话，那你把我签了也行 ……
Zhuang Qiang: Count me in, as a bonus.
庄强：加我一个，买一送一。
Mr. King: I actually don’t own any football team. My offer before…it was just a test. Now I’m gonna take you somewhere. Wang Duoyu, be prepared. You’re going to learn about some mind-shattering news.
金先生：我其实不是什么球队老板。之前收买你踢假球，其实是对你的一个考验。王多鱼，我现在带你去个地方。接下来你要听到的事情，对你来说可能过于震撼，你要有心理准备。
走路声 BGM1 3:05
Mr. King: Follow me, Wang Duoyu.
金先生：王多鱼，你跟我进来。。
Mr. King: Have a seat. Wang Duoyu, your grandpa had a brother, your great uncle, who has recently passed.
金先生：坐。王多鱼，你爷爷其实有个弟弟，你二爷，他不久前刚刚去世了。
Wang Duoyu: I’ve never heard of him.
王多鱼：我没听说过他。
Mr. King: As a former insurance tycoon, he left billions in legacy, and you, Wang Duoyu, are his only heir. Let’s play the VCR.
金先生：他是保险大亨，是百亿富翁。而你，王多鱼，是你二爷唯一的继承人。来，看看遗嘱。
(嘀) BGM1 3:40
Great Uncle: (电话音) Wang Duoyu, sonny, listen up! I want you to spend 1 billion dollars in a month. If you can do that, you can inherit my 30 billion dollars.
二爷：王多鱼，小子，听好咯！我要你在一个月之内，花光10个亿。如果你能够做到，你就能继承我的300亿遗产。
Wang Duoyu: (in shock) There must be a catch…
王多余： (震惊) 指定有条件……
Great Uncle: (电话音) Of course, there’s a catch. There’s always a catch.
Five rules: 1. You have to exhaust the fund legally in the city of Xijing in one month. That means no gambling, no prostitution, no drugs.
2. No gifting, no charity allowed. Spend the money on yourself only.
3. You can only hire less than 100 employees for equivalent services.
4. You must not destroy any valuable items or cause inflation.
5. You do not talk about this challenge!
$30 billion or nothing, are you up for it? Hahahaha.
二爷：当然有条件, 咋能没有条件。
五个条件：
1. 你必须在戏鲸市内，合法的花光这笔钱，一个月之后，不能剩下任何资产，拒绝黄赌毒。
2. 不得诤讼，不得做慈善，每一笔钱都必须花在你自个儿身上。
3. 你只可以雇用不超过100个人，前提是接受他们提供的等价服务。
4. 你不能损坏任何有价值的东西，不得哄抬物价。
5. 这个游戏你不准告诉任何人！
怎么样，能不能拿到300亿，你准备好了吗？哈哈哈哈哈。
Wang Duoyu: It’s impossible to spend 1 billion in a month without gaining any assets. I’ll take on the challenge.
王多鱼：一个月花光十亿不留下任何资产，根本做不到！我接受挑战。
Mr. King: We’ll see the result in 30 days. I will be your supervisor during this period. According to the will, I will appoint an accountant of our company to keep track of your expenses. If you ever try to bribe this person or leak information about the challenge, you’ll be disqualified.
金先生：30天之后，我们准时结束这个挑战。在此期间，我会对你进行监督。按照遗嘱，我会指派一位我们公司的财务来记录你的开销。如果你把这个考验泄露给她，或者试图收买她，你会自动丧失继承权。
(开门+脚步声)四步 BGM1 5:31
Mr. King: Xia Zhu, this is the client I mentioned earlier, Mr. Wang Duoyu.
金先生：夏竹啊，就是我之前跟你提到过的客户，王多鱼先生。
Xia Zhu: Hold on, I saw you before! I saw what a scumbag he was, kicking a homeless guy on the street the other day. He’s the guy who got a billion? (sigh) Integrity means nothing when God’s not watching.
夏竹：等等，我见过你！这人可真混蛋，我看见他那天在街上欺负流浪汉。就是他继承了十亿？（叹气）苍天无眼，人品真是一点儿也不重要了。
Wang Duoyu: (amused) Yes, I want a personal financial assistant, she’ll do.
王多鱼：（被逗乐）对对对，我正需要一个私人财务助理，就她了。
BGM1结束
Part 2 Thirty Days
(球场嘈杂+走路声)BGM2 0:00
Wang Duoyu: Try to persuade the residents in the area, tear down their houses, demolish the platforms from both sides, knock down the outer iron fences, then the sod…(looking down) wait, where’s the sod? Get the sod, and it must meet the standards of UEFA!
王多鱼：不行跟周围的小老百姓商量商量，把房子都给他们拆了得了。把两边看台全推倒，外边儿铁栅栏该拆拆，到时候这草皮 ……这草皮呢？赶紧拉草皮过来，一定要符合欧盟标准！
Zhuang Qiang: Roger that.
庄强：没问题。
Coach: Haven’t seen you guys since you’re fired from the team. What’s going on here, you two? From what I’ve heard, seems like you guys are gonna raze the field.
教练：离开球队后就没见过两位了。怎么着，听你们这意思，这是要把我这球场炸了呀？
(众球员哄笑声) BGM2 0:40
Wang Duoyu: I planned to get along with you guys as an ordinary fella, but you drifted apart, mates. Now, moment of truth, I’m a billionaire. I come clean!
王多鱼：本来打算以普通人的身份跟你们相处，可换来的却是疏远。不装了，我是亿万富翁。我摊牌了！
(众哄笑) BGM2 0:57
Wang Duoyu: I’d like to rent this football team. Then I’ll invite MD, another team from Xijing for a match.
王多鱼：我想把咱们球队租下来，然后我邀请MD队过来踢场球。
(拿出对讲机) BGM2 1:07