《THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT》

《他们都是肉做的》

By Terry Bisson

编后美：海海NAT

两个外星人 深夜幽会 探讨人类

双人普本，男男/女女/男女都可以，对性别没有要求(再说了外星人你要怎么分性别）

没有声线要求，走的开心就好

真正的‘肉’本，遇到‘肉’的时候可以适当强调一下

特别感谢：SaSa孟，.明姜，🍍菠萝熊测本，Erised🦉的宣传，🐰陈阿诺与dothog的建议

注解：

1. 维迪雷，The Weddilei: another intelligent alien race 

2. 欧佛雷，Orfolei：A carbon-based and sapient alien species that goes through a "meat stage" at one point in their lives, meaning they temporarily have human-like muscles, but then lose them.

3. C 空间， C space: C Space referring to C as the speed of light, implies the existence of other realms of space.

Setting：Diner里对接+观察人类

[前面有一段sax 不想听跳到 0:30 cup set on table+服务员走开后]

上面音效也不想听的话就拉到0:41 音乐起同入

Alien 1: （直勾勾看着店里的人类）"They're made out of meat."

外星人 1：“他们是肉做的。”

Alien 2: （疑惑）“Meat?"

外星人 2：“肉？”

cue bombastic side eye

Alien 1: （停顿，环视一圈）"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. （往前凑一字一顿）They're completely meat."

外星人 1：“千真万确。我们从那个星球的不同地方采样，把他们带到我们的科考飞船上研究了个透。他们完全就是肉。”

Alien 2: "That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"

外星人 2：“不可能。那些无线电信号呢？那些向外星发出的消息呢？”

Alien 1: "They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

外星人 1：“他们用无线电信号交流，但是那些信号不是他们本身产生的，是机器发出了那些信号。”

Alien 2: "So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."