剧本角色
Monica
女,0岁
这个角色非常的神秘,他的简介遗失在星辰大海~
Chandler
男,0岁
这个角色非常的神秘,他的简介遗失在星辰大海~
Phoebe
女,0岁
这个角色非常的神秘,他的简介遗失在星辰大海~
Joey
男,0岁
这个角色非常的神秘,他的简介遗失在星辰大海~
Rachel
女,0岁
这个角色非常的神秘,他的简介遗失在星辰大海~
Ross
男,0岁
这个角色非常的神秘,他的简介遗失在星辰大海~
Scene:apartment
door closed
Chandler: OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough?
Chandler:Is there something. . . repellant. . . about me?
00: 09 laughter
Ross:so how was the party?
Chandler:Well it couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me.
00:18 laughter
Chandler:OK, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive?
Phoebe:No, you are not, you are very attractive.
Phoebe:You know what, I go through the exact same thing.
Phoebe:Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.
00:36 laughter
Chandler:Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight?
Phoebe:No, not wieght... y'know, more like insulation.
00: 45 laughter
Monica:Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you.
Chandler:Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.
00: 59 laughter
Monica:Please!
All: C'mon. Let her. Yeah.
Chandler:Alright, OK, alright.
Chandler:But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home.
1:11 laughter
Phoebe:Your boobs are fine. Look, I never should have said anything.
Phoebe:Come here. Come here.
(hugs Chandler)
Phoebe:Oh, can't make.... hands... meet....
1:22 laughter&music
Scene: Hallway between the apartments.
1:31 music & door closed
Chandler:OK, let's do it.
(Monica looks at him)
Chandler:What?
Monica:Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before.
1:45 laughter
Chandler:And we're changing.
1:49 laughter&music
(Chandler is doing situps.)
Monica:C'mon give me five more. Five more.
Chandler:(gasping) No.
Monica:Five more and I'll flash you boobs.
2:00 laughter
Chandler:One. . . two. . . two and a half.....
Chandler:OK, just show me one of them.
2:10 laughter&music fade out
Scene: Central Perk.
Chandler:(lifts coffee) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
2:18 laughter
Chandler:(sets the cup down) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
2:25 laughter
Chandler:She's insane, the woman's insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work.
Chandler:She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.
2:40 laughter&door open
Rachel:Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
Phoebe:Oh, um, it was nice. Took him to a romantic restraunt, ordered champagne, nice.
Joey: The guy still won't put out, huh?
Phoebe:Nope. Zilch, nothin', uh-uh.
Chandler:Sorry Phoebs.
Phoebe: Look, I, y'know, I don't mind taking it slow, I like him a lot,
Phoebe:y'know he's really interesting and he's really sweet and why won't he give it up?
3:13 laughter
Joey: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Phoebe:No, whad'ya mean? He's not British.
Joey:Maybe he's. . . gay.
Phoebe:Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close,
Phoebe:and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Rachel:Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
Phoebe:No, I felt it on my hip. You could tell.
3:52 laughter
Monica:Yo, Bing. Racquetball in 15 minutes.
Chandler:Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it.
4:04 laughter
(Ross kissing Julie outside the window)
Phoebe:Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
Rachel:What?
Rachel: C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
Joey:Woah, woah, woah, you have a date?
Rachel:Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.
Joey:But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?
Rachel:Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing?
Rachel:Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity.
Chandler:So you really OK about all this?
Rachel: Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants.
Rachel:For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing .
4:46 laughter&door open
Ross: Hi guys.
All: Hey.
Ross:Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, OK?
Monica:Only if you say his full name.
Ross: Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy.
5:08 laughter
Monica:Alright.
Joey:You're getting a cat?
Ross:Uh, actually, we're getting a cat.
Rachel:Together?
Ross:Uh huh.
Rachel:Both of you? Together?
Julie: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the
time.
Rachel: Ohh, well, isn't that just lovely.
Rachel:That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really,really, really long time.
Ross:Hopefully.
Rachel:Well. (looks at watch) Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man.
5:49 laughter
Rachel:Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat.
6:01 laughter&door closed
Scene: A nice restraunt. Rachel is on her date
music
Michael: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
Rachel:How long do cats live?
laughter
Michael: (confused) I'm sorry?
Rachel: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
Michael: Um, maybe 15, 16 years.
Rachel:That's just great.
Rachel: This friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Michael: Oh, that does sound. . .Ahh.
Rachel: I mean he just started going out with her.
Michael: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?
Rachel:Ah, hah-hah-hah-ho, yeah, he wishes.
Rachel:Oh, I'm sorry, look at me. OK, Michael, let's talk about you.
Michael: Alright.
Rachel:OK, OK. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?
7:09 laughter
Scene: Central Perk.
Phoebe:So, I figured it out.
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.
Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler?
Joey: I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
7:25 laughter
Phoebe: Really? That's so sweet.
Phoebe: I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet.
Joey:Phoebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.
Phoebe:You're right, you're right.
Phoebe: Ah, you are so yum.
7:53 laughter
Scene: restraunt. Rachel's date
Rachel:(drunk) I mean, it's a cat, y'know, it's a cat.
Rachel:Why can't they get one of those bugs, y'know, one of those fruitflies, those things that live for like a day or something?
Rachel: What're they called, what're they called, what're they called?
8:17 laughter
Michael: Fruitflies?
Rachel:Yes! Thank you.
Waiter: So, would you like any dessert?
Michael: No! No dessert, just a check, please.
laughter
Rachel:Oh, you're not having fun, are you?
Michael: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Rachel:Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie.
Rachel:I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
Michael: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
Rachel:Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant!
Rachel:Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Michael: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you."
Rachel:Closure, that's what it is. Closure.
Rachel:(look around)Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . .
Rachel:Hello, excuse me. Hi, I'm sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
Rachel:I... just one phone call, I'll be very quick, I'll even pay for it myself.
Rachel:Thank you. OK.
[dials]
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat.
Rachel:by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you.
Rachel:I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure.
10:46 laughter
Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment.
10:55 music & knocking
Chandler: No, no, no, no,
Chandler: No! Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday.
Monica:Why not?
Chandler:Because it's Sunday. It's God's day.
Monica:OK, if you say stop, and we stop.
Chandler:OK, stop.
Monica:No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go.
Monica:I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo
(chandler closed the door and leave)
11:29 laughter
Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment.
music & door open
Ross: Hey Rach.
Ross:how was the date?
Rachel:Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . .
Ross:Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . .
(Rachel looks at Ross)
Ross:What? Why, why are you looking at me like that?
Rachel:I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember.
Ross:Okay.
Rachel:Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me?
Ross:No, I stayed at Julie's last night.
Rachel:Huh.
Ross:Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?
Rachel:Oh yeah, go ahead.
Ross:Rach, I got a message from you.
Ross:Who's Michael?
Rachel:Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the. . .
Ross:You're over me?
Rachel:Ohhhhhhhh God.
Ross:Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
Rachel: Ohh, nooo.
Ross:When, when were you... under me?
Ross: Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Rachel:Ohh, OK, OK, OK, well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.
Ross:You've had feelings for me?
Rachel:Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.
Ross:Woah. Huh. You know about my, I mean, you know I had... you know?
Rachel:Chandler told me.
Ross:Chandler. When did he... when did he... when did he?
Rachel:When you were in China.
Ross:China.
Rachel:Meeting Julie.
Ross:Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down.
Ross:No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' andI am standing.
Ross:OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Rachel:Are you over me?
Ross:Well, OK, I uh, I have to. I can't deal with this right now.
Ross:I mean, I've uh, y'know, I've got a cab, I've got a girlfriend, I'm... I'm gonna go get a cat.
Rachel:OK, OK.
14:25 door closed
Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment.
music
Phoebe:Hey Joey.
Joey:Hey Pheebs.
14:30 door closed
Phoebe:How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Joey: I can't find the remote.
14:37 laughter
(Phoebe turns off the TV)
Joey:Thank you.
Phoebe: So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did.
Joey: And?
Phoebe: And we did.
Joey:All right Phoebs, way to go.
Phoebe:Yay me.
Joey:So, so how did it happen?
Phoebe:Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.
Joey:And what did he say?
Phoebe: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la.
Phoebe:So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Joey:Wow.
Phoebe:Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too.
Phoebe:So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Joey:Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him,
Joey:he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.
Phoebe: Um....hum.
Joey:This man is my God.
16:13laughter
music
Scene: Central Perk.
16:23 door open
Rachel:Hi.
Ross:I didn't get a cat.
Rachel:Oh, that's um, interesting.
Ross: No, no it's not interesting. OK, it's very, very not interesting.
Ross:In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting.
Rachel:Alright, I got it Ross.
Ross:You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
Rachel:(hurt) What?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Ross:Then you should have said something before I met her.
Rachel:I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
Ross:There was never a good time.
Rachel:Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.
Ross:Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Rachel:Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?
Ross:The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK.
Ross:It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Rachel:(angry) Yeah, what're you saying, you just sort of put away feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me?
Ross: Hey, I've been doin' it since the ninth grade, I've gotten pretty damn good at it.
Rachel:Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
Ross:fine!
Rachel: 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.
Ross:Good!
(Ross leave)
Rachel:Good!
Rachel:(yelling) And ya know what, now I've got closure!
18:22 lock the door
(Rach crying for seconds)
(She turn around found that Ross still there)
music
(They finally kissed)
Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment.
18:54 music
Chandler:Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over.
Monica:No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'.
Chandler:OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound.
Chandler:OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret.
Monica:Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What?
Chandler:Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have.
Monica:Well, thanks.
Chandler:I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work.
Monica:Well, you know...
Chandler: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed.
Monica:Uh-huh.
Chandler: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.
Monica:Well no, but um.
Chandler: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all.
Monica:Y'know, I try to stay positive. . .
Chandler:So, you feel like goin' for a run?
Monica:Alright....
Chandler:Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here.
Monica: OK... Just for a little while.
Chandler:OK
20:39 music