剧本角色
Hans
男,0岁
阿伦黛尔邻国的英俊王子
Gaston
男,0岁
镇上英俊、强壮、自恋的男人
Jafar
男,0岁
阿格拉巴王国的邪恶国师
Frollo
男,0岁
巴黎的大法官,大公爵
Maleficent
女,0岁
曾是一个美丽纯洁的仙子,遭受无情背叛后,她的心变得冷酷
Drizella
女,0岁
崔梅恩夫人所生的女儿
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男1 Hans: 阿伦黛尔邻国的英俊王子
男2 Gaston: 镇上英俊、强壮、自恋的男人。
男3 Jafar: 阿格拉巴王国的邪恶国师
男4 Frollo: 巴黎的大法官,大公爵
女1 Maleficent: 曾是一个美丽纯洁的仙子,遭受无情背叛后,她的心变得冷酷
女2 Drizella: 崔梅恩夫人所生的女儿
女3 Anastasia: 崔梅恩夫人所生的女儿
4男3女,最少3男2女,男3和男4可由一人兼,女1和女3可由一人兼。
(22s 吐酒声后进)
Drizella: (拍桌子)This is so unfair! I finally meet MY Prince Charming and he's sailing away tomorrow!
Anastasia: Tomorrow? Do you think that'll be enough time for him to admire my wit and charm?
Drizella: More than enough. Prince Hans! Of the two of us, who do you think is the most irresistible?
Anastasia: Me?
Drizella: Or me?
Hans: Ladies, how's a man to choose between two such extraodinary... creatures?
Frollo: With your eyes closed.
Drizella & Anastasia: o_O ha!
Frollo: Surely it's a decision he can make when he returns triumphantly from the Queen's mission.
Gaston: Hahaha! Look at you, Hans-y, in town for a day and already have maidens fighting over you. I bet no girl's ever turned you down (扔飞镖).
(注意听伴奏进)
Hans: Not exactly.
Hans: Across the sea in the Southern Isles
Hans: The Westerguards lived in exile
Hans: Our fall from grace was a long way down
Hans: So to make my mark, I would need a crown
Hans: I was thirteenth in line, so I had no shot
Hans: But a princess bride? Now there's a thought
Hans: I had one chance, I knew I couldn't fail
Hans: So I set my sights on Arendelle
Hans: Their queen-to-be was meh and cold
Hans: But her younger sister was cute, sold!
Hans: We met, we clicked, we sang and danced
Hans: Then I thought, "Hey Hans, now here's your chance."
Hans: I popped the question, and she said yes!
Hans: But now here's the part where it becomes a mess:
Hans: Our wedding date was set, but then my bride takes off
Hans: When she comes back, says "Meet Kristoff"
Hans: She changed her mind, although God knows why
Hans: And I thought, "There goes my alibi!"
Hans: Who dumps a prince? Sure, I'm insincere
Hans: But for some random guy who talks to reindeer?
Drizella & Anastasia: Can't you hear my heart, please
She can't see what we see
It wasn't meant to be
Anastasia: Maybe now he'll choose me
Drizella: No, me!
Drizella & Anastasia: After all you've been through
She doesn't deserve you
One thing that I know is true
Hans: It's not me, it's you
Gaston: ha! I mean, did she think she was gonna do better than a prince?
Anastasia: Well, Mother says it's a sign of poor breeding when someone chooses a peasent over someone with grace and poise.
Drizella: Yeah, which explains why no one wants you!
Anastasia: You're just jealous!
Drizella: Am not!
Anastasia: Are too!
Gaston: Ladies, ladies, stop bickering and pay attention to more imporatant things. Like me.
Drizella & Anastasia: ah...
Gaston: In a quiet little village in the south of France
Gaston: I could make girls melt with a passing glance
Gaston: I had trophies on the wall from the wars I won
Gaston: And the widows afterwards? Heh, that was fun.
Gaston: Everything was perfect in my perfect life
Gaston: But there was something missing, and that was a wife
Gaston: She'd cook, she'd clean, be with the kids all day
Gaston: Then she'd call me perfect and do anything I say
Gaston: There was only one choice for my wife-to-be
Gaston: She was gorgeous, and everyone in town agreed
Gaston: The only girl who didn't throw herself at me
Gaston: What would you call that?
All: Dignity!
Gaston: I said, "Belle, good news, you're gonna be my bride
Gaston: It's your lucky day, but there's one downside.
Gaston: The entire town thinks your weird and strange
Gaston: But I've got it, all you have to do is change
Gaston: Everything about yourself and the town won't talk
Gaston: 'Cause right now, your friends are a candle and a clock!"
Gaston: She turned me down 'cause she disagreed
Gaston: Then she threw me out and said she'd rather read
Drizella & Anastasia: Can't you hear my heart, please
She can't see what we see
It wasn't meant to be
Anastasia: Maybe now he'll choose me
Drizella: No, me!
Drizella & Anastasia: After all you've been through
She doesn't deserve you
One thing that I know is true
Gaston: It's not me, it's you
Hans: She sounds like a monster.
Gaston: Heh, the monster's who she left me for! And you don't fall in love with monsters, you kill them!
Men: Yeah!
Gaston: So I got every villager with a torch and pitchfork to save her!
Men: Yeah!
Gaston: Which makes me a hero! I'm still the most admired man in the village! No, in all of France!
Men: Yeah!
Frollo: Women certainly do have a strange way of showing their appreciation for their... true heroes.
Jafar: Yes. I've always thought it best when I've had the choice
Jafar: That a woman should be silent and have no voice
Frollo: When a maiden with a mind meets a man with power,
Frollo: She must know her place or it all goes sour
Jafar: As men of wealth
Frollo: Influence
Hans: Prestige
Gaston: Are we not all fine specimens?
Hans & Frollo: Indeed
Jafar: They think that love is blind and it can't be bought
Frollo: Yes, but that's a lesson, and it can be taught
Gaston: Yeah, listen to the man and ignore the wife
Gaston: That's the only way for a happy life
Jafar: The choice is simple: choose me and thrive
Frollo: Or have it your way and be burned alive
Men: ha ha ha ha...
(出场音效后进)
Maleficent: Well, well. What have we here? A gathering of men blaming a woman for all their woes? How... innovative.
Maleficent: Once upon a time, a familiar story
Maleficent: A desperate king needed fame and glory
Maleficent: Had to be the hero for the world to see
Maleficent: He may have fooled everyone, but he didn't fool me
Maleficent: No one ever asked how he got that crown
Maleficent: or the woman by his side as he pushed her down
Maleficent: He would have to pay for his behavior
Maleficent: A baby gift with a little... flavor...ha ha ha...
Men: The difference between you and me
is now I'm living happily
I can't say I'm sorry
It just wasn't meant to be
Drizella & Anastasia: Choose me!
Men: After all we've been through
We can see a new view
One thing now we know is true
Hans: It's not...
Gaston: It's not...
Jafar: It's not...
Frollo: It's not...
Men: Me...
Drizella & Anastasia: How can it be me if the problem's...
All: You!