如果两个人玩的话就一个男主Patrick，另外一个兼职妻子Alexis和隔壁老王Petro，三个人玩就一个男主Patrick，一个老婆Alexis，隔壁老王Petro。挺有意思的一个故事，哈哈哈，一个窝囊男主天天在家自己写小说，被老婆pua，在偶尔间接到一个非常不熟悉的邻居的电话，提个问题，是她媳妇在撒谎还是邻居在撒谎，她媳妇到底绿没绿他？好，故事就这样开始吧..........哈哈哈哈（建议使用下雨的白噪音作为背景音乐，使用电话音去走本，百变的话可以使用录音棚）

和老婆通话

Alexis：national bank this is Alexis

Patrick：Hi honey,it's me

Alexis：hey yeah what

Patrick：nothing ,I was bored ,just wanted to hear your voice

Alexis：Patrick, I'm busy

Patrick：oh okay sorry I...

Alexis：wait, did you find my earring

Patrick：oh, shit. earring... so I knew you asked me something. sorry.

Alexis：So will you please look for it

Patrick：sure !what do you want for dinner tonight?I was just gonna head out and I was thinking like asparagus/əˈspærəɡəs/ ,maybe some mushrooms clam sauce,could be nice,but I don't...

Alexis：huh...,I, I don't care. Just no takeout please

Patrick：huh,that's weird

Alexis：what?

Patrick：somebody named Pedro across the street is calling me

Alexis：who?uh... wait, yeah, that's our neighbor,it is .you met him last year, Chilean guy I think.

Patrick：I don't really remember but okay, sure

Alexis：well just don't answer

Patrick：why

Alexis：I don't know. he probably wants something from you

Patrick：hmm sounds intriguing .let's find out.

Alexis：no Patri~

和邻居通话

Patrick：hello

Petro：is this Patrick

Patrick：it is

Petro：it's Petro from across the street ,I got your number at the potluck last year, remember?

Patrick：of course I remember you

Petro：oh, god. I love those,um,haha,what are they called? pig blankets?

Patrick：pigs in a blanket

Petro：are you at home ?are you busy?

Patrick：I am home, yeah ,I'm just kind of uh writing.why?

Petro：I was wondering if you could do me a favor .I'm in my car, uh ,headed for the airport and suddenly I got that feeling I may have forgot to lock the front door .

Patrick：I hate that feeling ,I know it.

Petro：so would you mind going over there to check just real quickly for me. I ,I'd do it myself, but I'll miss my flight .

Patrick：check your front door

Petro：if you don't mind

Patrick：uh, sure, yeah, I can do that

Petro：I'll stay on the call

Patrick：all right, heading over now

Petro：so same novel?

Patrick：oh .sorry. what's that?

Petro：oh ,I'm sorry ,you said,you're writing same novel. you told me about last year

Patrick：oh ,yeah ,yeah,it takes time,you know?

Petro：good things take time

Patrick：agreed, all right, I am crossing the street and... a-oh shit

Petro：what ?

Patrick：man,I think your front door is actually open

Petro：oh,no

Patrick：like completely open.do you want me to call the police or?

Petro：uh, yeah,no,uh,maybe. do you,uh,do you mind just taking a quick look inside make sure everything's okay

Patrick：uh...okay

Petro：I really, really appreciate it

Patrick：all right,really nice in here Pedro. um, yeah, it doesn't seem like anyone's been here,so...

Petro：could you look in the bedroom？

Patrick：upstairs?

Petro：yeah

Patrick：uh...sure..okay,the one on the left,hu...,nice and tidy.

Petro：the other bedroom is right across

Patrick：yeah ,I see it and looks like everything is fine here too. so I guess we're ,uh...

Petro：listen,um,I'm really sorry to make you do this ,but, um, there's some valuables in a bag in the master closet.could you check in there for me?it's seriously the only thing I care about in that house.

Patrick：you wanna me to look in your closet?

Petro：yeah

Patrick：okay ...I see a duffle bag here

Petro：Patrick, you're my fucking hero. can I ask you one last favor?

Patrick：um...shoot.

Petro：Do you think you could maybe take it over to your house for a couple of hours ,I'll send someone to pick it up as soon as possible.you know this was way too close of a call. I'm an idiot I should have taken it with me.

Patrick：I get it. I'm sorry. we just don't really know each other and then my wife's gonna be like what are we doing with this bag and I don't know.... are you sure you trust me even with this

Petro：should I not?

Patrick：no no I'm just ,I...uh okay. forget it .you know what. I got the bag .I got you .oh ,wow... that's heavy.

Petro：yeah