Rcik and Morty

根据S1E01-02整理，有删减。

角色介绍：【建议至少3人走】

按颜色分配即可。如果人数不够，可兼任。Rick词比较多，其次Morty，Jerry。Beth, Summer词少

Rick和Morty对话多。片段一没有Snuffles, Summer词最少。片段二有Snuffles, Beth词最少。

1.Rick: 有点疯癫的大发明家科学家。Morty的姥爷。语速偏快。

2.Morty: 14岁初中生，Rick的帮手。

3.Jerry: Mory他爸，一直比较反对Rick带着自己儿子到处乱窜。

4.Beth: 马心脏外科手术医生，Morty妈妈。

5.Summer: Morty的高中生姐姐。

6.Snuffles: Morty家宠物狗，戴上了能变聪明的装置，后来越来越聪明。【有电子机械装置，所以可以加效果，或者模仿机器人口音】

7.Accountant: 随便谁兼任一下，就三句。电音or模仿机器人口音。

01 【本小节无BGM】

Jerry: I see there is a new episode of that singing show tonight. Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?

Summer: （看到Morty一头栽进盘子中）Oh my god, his head is in his food, I'm gonna puke.

Beth: Morty, are you getting sick? I told you not practice-kiss the living-room pillow. The dogs sleep on it.

Morty: I wasn't kissing a pillow, Mom. I-I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something.

Summer: Or maybe you were out all night with grandpa Rick.

Jerry: What?

Beth: Dad?

Rick: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You, you realize that night time makes up half of all time?

Jerry: （砸桌）Damn it!

Beth: Jerry.

Jerry: Beth!

Summer: Oh my god, my parents are so loud, I want to die.

Rick: Mm, there is no god, Summer. You got to rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later.

Jerry: Ok, with all due respect, Rick... What am I talking about? What respect is due? How is my son suppose to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for high-concept Sci-Fi rigamarole?

Rick: Listen Jerry, I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything. It's your house. It's your world. You're a real Julius Caesar. But I will tell you some tell you how I feel about school, Jerry. It's a waste of time a bunch of people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, " two plus two ". The people in the back say, "four", then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk, and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. And I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's my two cents on the issue. （起身离开餐桌）This was a good breakfast, Beth. You really made the crap out of those eggs. I wish your mother was here to eat them.

Beth: Oh, dad.

Jerry: What? For real?

[ 转场 无音效 ] Jerry和Beth发现Morty被Rick带着逃了很多次课，很生气，决定送Rick去养老院。

Rick: You guys should really not to touching that staff. It's beyond your reasoning.

Jerry: （生气）You are beyond your reasoning!

Rick: Takes one to know one.

Beth: Dad, how could you make my son miss an entire semaster of school?

Rick: What, what are you guys doing with my staff?

Beth: We're moving you... to a nursing home.

Rick: A nursing home? What, what are you, nuts? I'm a genius, I built robots for fun.

Jerry: Well, now you can build baskets and watch Paul Newman movies on VHS... and mentally scar the boy scouts every Chrismas.

Beth: What does that mean?

Jerry: It's personal.

Morty: Dad, Mom, come on. Rick is just needed my help is all.

Jerry: Morty, stay out of this. You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own.

Rick: What are you trying to say about Morty? That he's stupid or something?

Beth: Oh, don't high-road us, Dad. You know FULLY well that Morty is the last child that needs to be missing classes.

Morty: I-I-I don't know what you mean by that. Could you be a little bit more specific?

Jerry: Oh, for crying out he's got some kind of disability or something. Is that what you want us to say?

Morty: I do?