【1】Rick：高智商怪老头，酗酒，嗓音沙哑。

【2】Unity：集体心智生命体，Rick的老情人。Blim Blam：看上去很凶其实是个活宝。

【3】Beth：独立女性典范，称职的母亲。Summer：青春期犯花痴的碎嘴女高。

【4】Jerry：普信，家庭地位最低，但偶尔会创造奇迹。Morty：没自信又有点冲动的初中生。

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BGM- Rick and Morty Theme

-Love. Connection. Experience. -Yeah Morty. Come together. With love. connection, experience! It's my favourite song. Hahahahaha, yeah.

【0:49 警报声同入】

Rick: Oh yeah, distress beacon! Yeah baby!

Morty: You're excited about that?

Rick: The first rule of space travel kids, is always check out distress beacons; nine out of ten times its a ship full of dead aliens and a bunch of free shit!

Summer: Whoa!

Rick: One out of ten times its a deadly trap, but I'm ready to roll those dice!

#Rick用喷罐涂画

【1:12 飞船掠过】

Summer: Seems like something terrible happened here.

Rick: Yeah. Cha-ching. Oh yeah, if you find a room full of eggs, don't shy away from it, give one of them a shake. Those facehuggers are worth more than this ship.

Morty: Uh, what's that?

Rick: This will make the cops write it up as a looting by the Korblocks.

Summer: That's horrible!

Rick: I hear you man, cops are racist.

【1:43 开门】

Rick: (尴尬)Oh, hey! You're alive! Thank God.

-Can you help us? Our planet was taken over by some kind of entity! It absorbed the minds of our people!

-We didn't notice until it was too late. The people it takes over, they look like your friends, your family, your leaders, but they're not, themselves any more; They're part of...It.

Rick: And how do you know it didn't get on the ship with you? Those two ding-dongs seem pretty calm about the whole thing.

【2:15 尖叫 -Hey! No, no- uurgh!】

-Rick: Called it.

-Hello Rick. Long time no see.

Rick: Unity!?

Morty: Rick?

Rick: Oh boy. Uh, these are my grandkids, Summer and Morty. Summer, Morty, this is uh, Unity. We sort of used to, uh, date.

#一行人来到Unity的地盘

【2:40 转场，飞船落地】

Rick: Quite an operation you got going here Une. You're a whole planet now huh?

Unity (Administrator): 不同身份可以尝试用不同的声线，换身份不需要停顿After we broke up, I spend some time wandering through space,

Unity (Thin suited man): then I found this world,

Unity (Large suited man): where I was better able to focus on my passion for unification.

Summer: You mean stealing peoples' bodies?

Rick: Summer, rude. Why don't you kids run off and play with Unity while Unity and I do some catching up.

Summer: Ugh.

Morty: Wait! Rick, aren't these people going to barf into our mouths and absorb us?

Unity (Administrator): You're guests here on my planet, you're free to be yourselves; I've never been good at disappointing Rick.

Summer: Well now I'm going to barf. Come on Morty.

#夫妻俩在车库发现了暗门

【3:26 转场，翻找声同入】

Beth: Jerry, what are you- what are you doing in here?

Jerry: I'm trying to find our weed whacker, 'cause our weeds are wack, yo.

Beth: But you can't go in the garage when Rick's not here.

Jerry: I can't?

Beth: Well, he doesn't like it.

Jerry: What's he gonna do, crash rent-free at his other family's house?

Beth: What is that supposed to mean?

Jerry: Your dad gets to walk all over us because of your abandonment issues! He's playing you, shorty.

Beth: Oh, stop affecting that stupid hip-hop dialect!

Jerry: Stop shifting the crosshairs to my ironic urban patois just because your relationship with your father is toe-up from the flow-up.

【4:09 诡异叫声】

Jerry: What the hell was that?

Beth: (小声)I don't know, let's just leave!

【诡异叫声】

Jerry: That is a hatch! Your father put a hatch in my garage!

Beth: You don't know it was him! (停顿两秒)Anyway, we're not supposed to be in here!

Jerry: Obviously, neither is whatever's gurgling down there.

#这个世界在Unity的控制下显得井然有序

【4:33 转场】

BGM- Jerry's Rick

Rick: World peace achieved. Nice! A little weird to publish a paper about it for yourself, but hey. So what's next?

Unity (Newsagent): After I become a type-one civilisation, this world will be invited into the Galactic Federation.

Rick: Oh, goody.

Unity (Customer): From there I'll have access to countless planets and species.

Unity (Pedestrian): One by one, I will unify them, I will become the universe, and I will be what the single-minded once called a god.

Rick: I like that. Oh, that's pretty sexy. Hey listen, where can I get a drink around here?

Unity (Old woman): Recreational substances were phased out here. There's no need for escape from the self when your world is one.

Rick: Unity, Unity, who am I talking to? I watched you assimilate a whole police station just to get your hands on the evidence locker.

Unity (Worker): Rick, when we met I was a young hive-mind with the population of a small town. People... change.