剧本角色
Dylan
男，0岁
Dylan… Harry Styles(One Directions前成员，Taylor Swift无数被用过的前男友之一）
Jake
男，0岁
Jake… Bowen Yang
Cecily
女，0岁
Cecily Strong （大美Strong姐也是伊利诺伊人）
Dylan Sara Lee集团的新任官推管理员，double 0。
Jake Sara LEE集团的前任官推管理员，老double 0了
CecilySara Lee集团的高管
Sara Lee 主营面包，烘焙etc.
【Sara Lee里平常的一次工作会议】
Dylan: You called me in?
Jake: Hi there, Dylan, have a seat.
Cecily: Dillan, I was just telling Santino—【被打断】
Jake: 【被叫错，生气的打断Cecily】Oh, it’s Jake!
Cecily: 【“道歉”？】Okay, I’m sorry. 【其实并没想】I was telling， “HIM”， about your work managing the company Instagram here at Sara Lee.
Dylan: Yeah. And I love representing the brand. People love bread content. 【莞尔一笑】Hehe.
Jake: Yeah, that’s actually why we brought you in today. Since we flagged some activity on the account that has been...... a little off message.
Dylan: 【花了2秒钟回忆】Oh. I don’t think so.